Saddam: "Seriously will you guys leave me alone, I'm trying to keep Iran off my back!"

I mean seriously guys, will you knock it off! Iran is gonna kill me if they find out that I don't have any WMD.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/24/60minutes/main3749494.shtml

Recap of 60 Minutes interview of Saddam's interrogator:

(1) Saddam claimed he invaded Kuwait, because Kuwait kept stealing oil and demanding loan repayments. And when Iraq asked them to tone it down, Kuwait's Emir told them that he would not stop until every Iraqi female was turned into a $10 prostitute.

(2) Saddam claimed he didn't disclose the non-existence of WMD because he was concerned that Iran would invade his country.

You can also see/read the interview of the American Guards who watched Saddam:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8288955/

Recap:

Saddam liked Dorritos